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i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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