Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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