He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
North Korea, Best Korea!
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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