As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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