you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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