I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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