don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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