i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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