I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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