Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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