i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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