If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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