it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
