Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Fuck appropriateness.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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