Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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