Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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