girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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