Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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