i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
wow bdsm is so cute
Never underestimate the power of titties
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