You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
