Grow some girl-balls and come out already
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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