On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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