I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
