No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
