Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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