i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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