I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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