if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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