would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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