Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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