My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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