What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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