Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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