It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
she smelled like a LAN party
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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