Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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