i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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