brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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