She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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