There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We have started to decorate penises.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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