is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Panties = found
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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