So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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