Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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