Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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