Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
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