I wanna passion pit in your ass
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Randomize
