we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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