Me too!
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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