honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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