Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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