is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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